How to talk to girls

Are you smart enough to take over a girl's heart? Leave it to a nine-year-old to get down to the basics about how to win victory with a girl. How to talk to girls is for boys of all ages — from eight to eighty — and the girls they like. So read this book and then you're ready. Good luck! Tips:

• Comb your hair and don't wear sweats
• Control your hyperness (cut down on the sugar if you have to)
• Don't act desperate