All-American Girl

Top ten things Samantha Madison isn't ready for:

• Spending Thanksgiving at Camp David
• With her boyfriend, the president's son
• Who appears to want to take their relationship to the Next Level
• Which Sam inadvertently and shockingly announces live on MTV
• While appearing to support the president's dubious policies on families, morals, and yes, sex
• Juggling her new after-school job at Potomac Video
• Even though she already has a job as teen ambassador to the UN (that she doesn't get paid for)
• Riding the Metro and getting accosted because she's "the redheaded girl who saved the president's life," in spite of her new, semipermanent Midnight Ebony tresses
• Experiencing total role reversal with her popular sister Lucy, who for once can't get the guy she wants
• And the number-one thing Sam isn't ready for?
• Finding out the hard way that in art class, "life drawing" means "naked people."